Have you guys seen the recent massive fail performed by United Airlines? Basically they overbooked the flight and asked people to leave and after nobody volunteered they started to offer $400, then $800 and still not enough people left. So they chose somebody at random to leave, a doctor trying to fly to see his patients. He refused. They then assaulted him and dragged him off the plane, unconscious.
It's been a major scandal and the company lost millions in stock following the event. I'm sure most of you have heard of it by now. But it gets worse!
Last week, on a United Airlines flight, a scorpion fell out of the overhead baggage and stung a guy! A fucking scorpion! How the fuck does this happen?
And now they're being sued by the guy they assaulted and it's expected to be a massive pay out, as you would expect. God damn they're having a bad week.
So if you're having a bad day, week, month or year just remember that these guys lost a couple of hundred million dollars over the past week. It could be worse!
So Dirk brought up a good idea earlier in the sillybox, and that was to have a competition for sillybox quote of the week! Post your submission(s) as a reply to this thread and the winner will receive 100 munniez as well as having their addition added to the OP!